It took me about an hour to think of something to put here and this is what I came up with. Obviously, I'm a lot better with pictures than I am with words.

You don't need to know my name. You don't need to know my age. I am merely a array of pixels on your screen. That being said, enjoy this fucking blog! I made it myself :) ( sorta)

pizzaforpresident:

i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

Sassy Damon

vurtual:

Half day exposure to the North Star (by Fabrizio Melandri)

vocaroo:

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42

epic-humor:

christianborles:

nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

FITCH PLEASE

moriarty:

truckzilla:

to all you americans out there

this is eurovision

epic-humor:

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them